Well, my blog has lain silent this week save for the odd tumbleweed spinning through.  I’ve come up with a lot of post ideas… but I can’t quite get them to make sense.  Same deal with work.  I’m getting some stuff done, but mostly I’m sitting with my head abuzz jumping from one task to the next without really doing much work.

Why?  Because my head is full.   Nothing’s happening.  The cogs have ceased up.

So. Seeing as I’ve posted so much info that people have found useful, Y’all are going to help me out.  You’re all going to sit there and “listen” whilst I terrify you with the inner workings of my fevered mind.

Kirstys List of AARRRGGGHHHH

• Calls to action - could they be better on my sites?  How, what’ll I do?  How shall I test it?  Can I be assed to do split testing?
• Figleaves. Whatever next?  Why aren’t they converting like they used to? Are they taking the piss?  Where would the £XX,XXX  to replace my annual commission from them come from if they shut.  What process to identify and test new merchants?
• What should I do this year to diversify, how can I make sure that time is being spent in the most profitable way possible?  Where should my business be going?
• Why oh why do people keep contacting me and saying “we’re really keen for you to promote merchant X,Y & Z” and then when I respond and ask for a teeny bit of easy to provide info do they NOT EFFING REPLY?????????
• Credit crunch - oh brother!  All the rules have changed, the laws of conversion and seasonality no longer apply.  Or do they?  What will happen?  Why are some of the big brands not converting for highly targeted traffic?!
• The growth of my Lingerie Site. I’m adding 10 new categories a week. How long can it stay as a Wordpress blog, what’ll I do about that massive category list, why won’t any of the many pagination plugins out there bloody well work so I can improve my cross linkage?!
• For that matter, when I’m growing the site… who should I give my time to.  What merchants will work, whom should I trial now, who will perform well later in the year?  Who’s gonna turn out to be the arsehole that causes me aggro?
• The Australia Dollar / GBP exchange rate is up and down like a YoYo on acid.  My income value is going up and down like I don’t know what.  I agonise over exchange rate data daily.  How can I plan what to do this year when I’ve no idea of the “real” cost when the bill comes????
• God its hot.  It’s so bloody hot I can’t think.   I sit sweating at my desk all day waiting for the fan to blow some hot air in my direction.  Whose idea was it to put the office in this room?  Oh feck, it was mine.  Should I buy an airconditioner.  Is that environmentally wrong?
• Google Analytics has gone all “Winky Wanky Woo” on one of my sites.  Its recording PPC traffic as organic traffic, its driving me mad and ruining my nice stats.  How will I fix that?
• My new Australian site is going great guns.  What’ll I do next in the Aussie search space?  How can I improve what I already have further?  What next for the SEO.
• What’ll I do about this link campaign I’ve signed up for and can’t bring myself to sort out?
• AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Ahem.  I’m off to hide in the airconditioned livingroom.  Normal service will be resumed when I straighten myself out. Whisky will be taken and a notepad will be filled.

Wish me luck

I know you all think that this post is going to be about Figleaves, but it’s not.  Despite the fact they do seem to have appointed Hannibal Lecter - the affiliate programme serial killer to look after their CPA marketing endeavours, that’s not actually the scariest thing that has happened to me this week.

Yes, hard as it may be to believe something has in fact shaken me more than the wholesale destruction of one of my best performing revenue streams.

Well, I can tell y’all are on the edge of your seats here… so I shall proceed with my sorry tale.

I was sitting working away at my general affiliate endeavours the other day.  Humming a happy little tune, and enjoying the view from my office window….

Now, although you can’t see it in this picture the office window overlooks my front door.  This is dead sneaky as it enables me to surprise parcel delivery men before they have the chance to pop the “Sorry You Were Out” slip underneath my door.  They really, really hate it

As I was sat industriously working away… a movement caught my eye.

They say that humans have a built in survival instinct, and I reckon it’s true… because what I was seeing out of the corner of my eye was this gorgeous wee chappie (or chappess in this case) dangling at face height right outside our front door.

*Caution - Those Of A Nervous Disposition Should Faint Now* - It’ll save you a bit of time later.

“WOOOAARRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I remarked.

“Oh, for feck sake.  Not this again.”

Said Duncan.

“LOOKIT”

I said.

“WOOOAARRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Said Duncan.

“See, I told you so.”

I quipped, playing the smug wife card for all it was worth.

For those readers not recognising this beauty, it is a Redback Spider and from the same family as the Black Widow.  A wee bite from one of these beauties can see you rushing in a hospital-ward direction if they manage to envenomate you properly.

As card playing was working well for me, I then played the “Well, I’m not effing well dealing with it, that’s your department” card and left Duncan to venture out in a front doorward direction whilst I shouted instructions from behind the mesh screens that cover all of our house windows.

After we’d quickly looked up the “Redbacks and their Wily Ways” site we realised getting rid of them from a safe distance isn’t all that easy.  Most insecticides will not work because the unsporting buggers can hold their breath for several hours.  The only sure way to dispatch them is to knock them down, and then squish them.

And That’s Where The Horror Part Of The Story Lies…

In trying to knock it down, my Duncan discovered that Redbacks can move very, very quickly.  In short, it vanished like a little bit of arachnid poop off a teeny, tiny spider sized stick.

So now we know we have a deadly spider living with us…. BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

WOOOAARRGGGHHH!!

Recently, I’ve had an unfortunate reminder that misbalance (dare I say unfairness?) in our industry is still alive and kicking. Merchants, networks, and agencies still hold all the cards and can simply renege on a contract with no consequences.

I’m not going to name names or bleat on about how unfortunate I am to have been treated unfairly… so I’ll just give you a bulleted list of events below!

• A year or two back I was doing rather well for a particular merchant.  As a new agency had come on board, they decided to change the rules on the programme and create a closed group of PPC bidders.
• I was invited to submit an application to be included, and did so.
• I was successful and was made to sign an eyewatering legal document detailing what the scope of my involvement was, and the required time period for me to respond to any of their requests (12 hours).
• I got all set up, and off we went.  I always complied with all the contract terms and did everything they asked of me.
• Whilst on honeymoon, I got a communication from the network asking me exactly what I thought I was up to bidding on the terms that had been laid out in my contract.  I responded telling them I was in the closed group.
• 23 hours later I was removed from the programme and all my commissions were reversed.
• Naturally, I was somewhat perplexed. (yes, this was on my honeymoon you can imagine how thrilled my husband was).  It took me a week to discover the issue.
• “Oh, the agency said they’d previously allowed you to do this, but it had ended.  To be honest, the agency didn’t tell us the arrangement had ended either… but there you go.”

So I was made to sign an iron clad contract.  The agency didn’t even bother to tell me they’d decided to end the arrangement despite being in posession of my e-mail address, postal address, phone number, fax number, and an undertaking from me that I’d surrender my first born child should I dare to step outwith the boundaries of their agreement.

So This Got Me To Thinking….

Looking back, the contract I signed was completely one-sided.  There was all sorts of Ts & Cs to protect the interests of merchant and agency.  This is absolutely right and necessary as it lets everyone involved know where their boundaries lie. But where were the conditions to protect my interests as a business parter?  I’ve now fallen into a situation where I’ve lost money because they simply could not be bothered to make sure I was informed of what their marketing strategy was.

So Who’s It Gonna Be?

When are all of our networks going to start protecting both parties in a contract of this nature?  Frankly, when merchants or agencies behave like this and the network basically says “Sorry, they can sort of do whatever they like to you.” it damages their standing.

In my view, networks standing there with an innocent look on their face saying “It wasn’t our fault.” simply won’t cut it as this industry moves forward.  They have a responsibility to both their merchants and affiliates.  .

So is anyone going to be brave enough to come up with a *gasp* TWO SIDED contract for their closed bidding groups?  I don’t want much.  I just want a level playing field.  Events like this simply make me lose respect for the rules of the game.  Its not at all good for our industry.

Finally…

How many industries treat their valued business partners like this?  How many could?

It’s rare I post about merchants changing their commissions, I don’t usually feel strongly enough to complain. After all, merchants have to bear their margins in mind. However, this change from PhotoBox has just been so badly done and has left so many questions I’m afraid I have to make my concerns public.

E-mail Title: Commission change

Hi Kirsty,

I have been reviewing your site performances for the month and currently we are paying out more commission than revenue generated.

We won’t be able to operate like this moving forward as it makes no financial sense.

Looking at the sales figures the repeat purchase sales for your site are well below our programme average so I will need to change the commission we currently offer you.

I will be changing your commission as follows:

£2 for new customers orders
12% on repeat orders (was 8%)

I will make the changes on Friday at 1pm

Should you wish to discuss this in more detail please do not hesitate to contact me.

Kind regards,

Jamie

The return mail address is noreply@affiliatewindow.co.uk so alas my polite reply asking for more information simply bounced back. Not an e-mail address in sight either. This led the already irritated Miss McCubbin to decide to simply blog about it instead of asking Jamie what this decision was based on.

I’m Deeply Concerned About The Implications of This on Programme Integrity.

• To be fair, the site I have the links placed on is a free photo printing type site, so perhaps it does encourage freebie hunters. However, the majority of the traffic I send is general photo printing terms rather than freebie traffic. It is all highly targeted PPC traffic so I know there are no quality issues. Why my traffic is poor has me stumped.
• From my interpretation, they’ve based their decision on the performance in the current month alone? Surely I’ve read that wrong. For a decision of this nature looking at historic performance figures over say 12 months would be a fair metric to use. I’ve only sent them 22 leads this month, how many customers would repurchase within a month anyway? Not really a reasonable data sample on which to base the conclusion that I’m seriously under performing? Actually, even the 226 leads I’ve sent for this whole year isn’t entirely a decent data sample from which to conclude a lack of performance. I’m sure some Photobox affiliates generate that many in a few days.
  
• Some more information about exactly which metrics of rubbishness my traffic is displaying and how it differs from the “programme average” would have been appreciated too. It might just have given me some insight into how it could improve and made me feel Photobox were being totally transparent in their dealings with me.
• 48 hours notice? That’s just a little quick, isn’t it? Its not the way you’d treat a “mainstream” business partner. I find myself asking the question “why is it OK to treat affiliates this way?” May I be so bold as to suggest that 30 days notice along with an advance e-mail explaining the process and detailed reasons would be a more appropriate way to deal with this.
• Here’s the most important bit – Why is there not a general announcement going out regarding changes to programme terms? It concerns me deeply that rather than creating a transparent set of rules that affiliates can see before they join the programme, this merchant is choosing to create a new set of unpublished performance rules.
• For example, from the information within the e-mail I’m having my lead rate reduced and there is no threshold at which it might be increased again? Is this something that Awin have agreed to? If changes like this are made it should be within the broad terms of the programme, catered for with Awin technology. To have your commission reduced privately with no publicly agreed threshold for increase doesn’t seem terribly fair.

Let me make this very, very clear here - I’m not going to dispute the right of the merchant to make changes to the terms of their programme. The whole point of affiliate marketing is that the merchant should make a profit!

However, if Photobox are going to pursue this policy of assessing what happens after a lead is paid out it should be made absolutely crystal clear within the terms and conditions of their programme. For that matter, if they are finding a lead based renumeration is not working generally, wouldn’t it make more sense to alter the whole programme accordingly?

The overall tone of this e-mail just gets under my skin somehow. Perhaps it is the lack of notice, perhaps it is because it makes it clear Photobox don’t value me at all as an affiliate. There is no “I hope we can find a way to move forward” or “Perhaps you and I could explore ways to improve things”. It’s a case of “Like it or lump it”.

Well Photobox, I’m not a big affiliate of yours. My average 23% conversion rate doesn’t seem to impress you, nor did you seem inclined to check the outside possibility I might be able to increase volume or quality in the future. This year I’ve generated just 226 leads and last year it was only 319. Those sales come from a mini test site I set up and didn’t do a lot with.

I’ll simply say this Photobox. You’ll have 320 less leads in 2009. I’m pulling your links right now. The way this has been actioned has eroded my trust in your business ethics.

I will leave you with this quote from the Photobox programme page on Awin…

“we believe our affiliates are valuable investors our business”

Hmmm…

Oh, you gotta love affiliate marketing sometimes. So the new Adwords rules went live on Monday and I was on alert for the search landscape to change. Nothing happened. Spin forward 24 hours, and as the new ads begin to show on big name brands such as Next and Currys… I give my Adwords account repeated checks for unexpected clicks from long forgotten adgroups. It was all fine.

“Phew.” I thought. “My long-term bad habit of always deleting the contents of old adgroups but leaving the ads up in case I later decide to promote the merchant another way is OK - I’ve not missed anything!”

With a happy heart and secure that all was well, I wandered off and spent a rare night having quality time with Duncan (as opposed to obsessing over affiliate-world).

Happy Happy Joy Joy…
Imagine my sheer delight at the whimsical nature of Adwords when I awoke from my repose this morning and logged into my “A-OK” Adwords account and saw these two beautiful lines in a campaign that only usually has a spend of around £35 a day in total.

Yep. That’s right, a couple of old ads from before the dawn of time which had been prohibited due to trademark issues, suddenly lept into life, and buggered right off with my cash. The top one doesn’t even have an effing affiliate programme any more.

Of course, this is my own fault for being incautious, I had absolutely no idea those ads were there. I can’t even remember putting them into my account. I bet I wasn’t the only one getting a shock when I logged into my PPC account today!

My only consolation is that my adgroup budget saved me from losing any more than a couple of hundred quid… but it did put a wee bit of a hole in yesterdays profits.

Its a bit like Christmas in reverse is this. Google coming down your account chimney and leaving you a present to find in the morning. Except Father Google Christmas doesn’t leave you a nice present, he leaves you a big bill for something you didn’t want.

AARRGGGHHH!!!!!!!

Tsk, tsk, tsk…. Paul. What were you thinking?

What’s Going On?
Some of you will remember that I previously mentioned someone had ripped off the concept behind one of the sites I regularly post about on here. New design and graphics, but all the content that had taken me so long to write had been re-hashed and the site structure was strangely familiar. This lady was not amused. As soon as I made mention of it…. the site magically vanished from Adwords.

“Oh well.” I thought. “Perhaps he just got carried away after reading about in on my blog.”

Because you do read my blog, don’t you Paul?

Now ladies and gents. Once you’d put down to an over-ardent newbie getting carried away. But how might one feel if it happened twice? How would you feel if the same person did it twice?

We’d be Bloody Furious Kirsty…
Yes gang, you would, wouldn’t you? If you’d spent 3 months of blood sweat and tears creating a complex site, only for your content to be rehashed (not very imaginatively I might add), your structure stolen and your Adwords format virtually duplicated.

So Who Was It Kirsts? And What’s His Postal Address?
Well gang, despite having all that information… I’m not going to post it here. I’d rather give our enthusiastic young chap the opportunity to do the right thing. I don’t even like having to make this post, but unfortunately Paul hasn’t hooked up his e-mail address yet… so my (amazingly restrained) message to him earlier this morning bounced back.

I said it before, and I’ll say it again. I give all the information on this blog freely. I am open about what I’m doing in order to help others. Why? Because I believe in helping others to achieve the affiliate dream. I can’t be surprised this has resulted in someone stealing from me, but I hoped it wouldn’t.

The only solution I can come up with is to stop sharing this sort of information. To have my ideas stolen like that is deeply painful and upsetting. I don’t know if I want to be made to feel like this again. Poor old Duncan is now going to have to spend the evening creeping around and trying to sneak relaxing alcoholic beverages into my vicinity.

So Come On Paul… Do Everyone Else Who Benefits From My Open Approach A Favour - Do The Right Thing Before You Ruin This Resource For Everyone

Right… so on what planet does it take 22 days to answer a perfectly reasonable question from an affiliate? And then you wonder why affiliates get so pissed off with your impersonal tattle and shoddy treatment they are forced to resort to poetry to get back at you?

So my CJ balance has had over $4000 locked for several months. Wondering why, I dropped them a line on January 1st. The support thread is below, my first question is at the bottom.

Balance $4000 for Several Months
Discussion Thread
Customer (BlueIndian .) 01/22/2008 01:26 AM
May I please have a response?

Customer (BlueIndian .) 01/16/2008 01:44 PM
Hello. I am still awaiting a response on this query please?

Customer (BlueIndian .) 01/09/2008 05:04 AM
OK, I was aware of the wealth of nations situation. However, at the time when the situation arose my balance dropped by the sum in question.

Can you confirm that you guys added this balance back on as locked transactions?

Many thanks,

Kirsty

Response (AGorska) 01/09/2008 03:41 AM
Hi Kristy,

Thank you for your email. I’ve checked your account and it shows that your locked and unpaid commission is related to Wealth of Nations advertiser who is no longer with CJ.

We certainly understand the inconvenience this may have caused you. We do took steps to contact advertisers about these issues and, in this case we have to deactivate their account.

Unfortunately Commission Junction cannot pay publishers until the necessary funds are deposited and we indicate this specifically in the Publisher Service Agreement that you agreed to when you signed up for your Commission Junction account:

PSA Section 3(e) states: “CJ shall have no obligation to make payment of any Payouts for which CJ has not received payment from the relevant Advertiser of all monies due to CJ (including for all Payouts owed by such Advertiser to all of such Advertiser’s Publishers).”

We’ve tried to retrieve payment from this advertiser (they own us our commission and publishers’ commission) but because the Wealth of Nations became a bankrupt and they went into liquidation we are not able to enforce these charges.
We are really sorry about this situation but we cannot prevent this as it is risk involved in each business.

Sincerely,
Commission Junction Client Support

Customer (BlueIndian .) 01/01/2008 05:56 AM
Hello.

I’ve had $4,044.49 sitting in my account balance for several months. Its locked transactions and I can’t see from the reporting what they relate to. Can you please clarify what this is?

Many thanks.

Apart from a few points in that e-mail which me and my affiliate associates would argue about (yes, you could do something about it CJ). I’m merely wanting reassurance they haven’t made any errors with my account. How long should it take? 22 days? I think not!!!!!

I know you have my e-mail CJ, you’ve a support system in place that means you can’t help but have it. So why no response. It’s not hard. It’s also the answer to why I will never promote any new CJ merchants. Ever since that first sorry story I’ve had no faith in your ability to support your affiliate business partners.

And that is why you are the weakest link…

Goodbye!

Well, looks like I was wrong about Clook in my last post.

After getting a very nice and concerned e-mail from Jim at Clook (on a weekend day too) I decided to go off and investigate the incident further. The kind of incompetence I’d thought had happened just didn’t sound like this organisation I thought was so rubbish. He even avoided doing that dreadful public damage management type comment post and sent me a message privately.

Now, for those of you who don’t know - my other half looks after all things web design, updating, and product feed related for me (Yeah, you know what’s coming next don’t you?). When I initially asked him about updates he 100% guaranteed me he’d uploaded nothing during the entirety of July and showed me the link file version he had on his machine. It was a completely different size to the one on the server. There was also the fact more than one site had been hit by this malaise.

So, after the e-mail from Jim, I go off and check my other half’s machine. What do I find? Yep, the site files were altered on days that match the alleged Clook disaster. When I enquired of this he sort of got this funny look on his face. I don’t know if any of you readers have ever caught your kids out stealing from the fridge at 3am? It was that kind of look. “Oh THAT site alteration.” He says.

The next part of the exchange has been censored for reasons of public decency.

So. I am very, very sorry Clook Internet and Jim. You are wonderful. Beautiful even. Nay, you are the very best web host that has ever graced the face of this planet. You would never overwrite someone’s files, nor perform any kind of server maintenance without informing clients. This is why you are not currently in the kitchen cooking me a very nice dinner with a decidedly hangdog expression on your face contemplating spending the rest of your luxurious world trip on various hotel balconies.

So in the vein of the last post…

What Has Kirsty’s Other Half Learned?

- The reasons Scottish people are renowned for their firey tempers.
- Always check your site is completely OK after ANY uploads (something I’d already told him!)
- It’s a really good idea to give Kirsty accurate information before she goes nuts and posts abuse (that should have been directed at him) about a company on her blog.
- Check your site twice after any update.

So once again, if you are with Clook Internet… stay with Clook Internet. Nay, spend more money secure in the knowledge that they are not related in any way to the Dukes Of Hazzard.

I’ll let you all know when my fella has cooked me enough dinners to cover the lost commissions and when he’s allowed to sleep indoors again.

*Edit: Read this first, then check out my latest post to see what REALLY happened and why Clook are nice guys after all*

< AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! >

OK, so towards the end of last month an affiliate programme that had been going great guns for me suddenly stopped converting so well. We hadn’t changed anything, and the affiliate manager said they sometimes had a drop off at the end of the July sales. “Odd”, I thought. “We don’t usually see this kind of drop off.” However, with all the bad weather in the UK I thought perhaps people were just miserable and not spending.

Enter Clook Web Hosting - The Villan Of The Piece

Today I finally get round to some site maintenance prior to my Fiji trip. Guess what? Every single one of my links to aforementioned merchant (and a couple of others) IS GOING TO THE WRONG PLACE!!!

I use a single file to manage all of my links for database sites. So without letting me know, it seems Clook in their wonderful wisdom have performed some kind of maintenance to the server… and re-uploaded all of my files on July 20th. In doing so, Clook’s wonderful tech staff uploaded an old version of my links file. Thereby ensuring my sites still worked, but none of the links went to the products I have so carefully been preselling.

I would have been better if the site had gone down TBH, I’d have worked out something was up a lot quicker.

And why am I ranting on here instead of contacting Clook? Because their Contact Us page isn’t bloody working!

I’m kicking myself for not having checked my links sooner, but when traffic is still getting through to the merchant, sales are coming in, and I haven’t changed anything it’s not the first thing I think of.

So What Have I Learned From Clooks Incompetence?

- That I probably need to perform random link checks every other day.
- That I need a new web host (which I totally don’t have time to deal with right now!)
- Always investigate thoroughly when there’s any sort of issue. Third party morons may be at play.

So guys and gals… if you use Clook Internet I urge you - think again!

< / AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! >

So I get up this morning over here in Australia, full of the usual joys of spring at the prospect of my early morning stats check. There’s nothing better than a cup of tea and some stats in bed (and no, I have nothing better to do in there in the mornings before some smart alec asks. I’m just that sad).

Soo…. with it being a strong holiday booking season in the UK I was quite excited to find out how yesterday had gone. It was the first day of what is known as the “Glasgow Fair” in Scotland. The start of the two weeks that many Glasgow workers still get off each year. “Some scope for a few wee last minute bookings” I thought, mentally rubbing my hands in anticipatory glee.

So I log into my first network (I check them in the same order each day). And…… Nothing. Zip, Nada, Hee Haw in the way of any holiday revenue. In fact, my overall revenue with them was down by about 60%.

You already know what happened from the title… but I only found out after I checked the A4UForum and discovered that Fasthosts had suffered a huge outage across many client sites (and even it’s own homepage) right at the time when affiliate sales tend to peak.

Here’s the e-mail they sent out some time later: -


16:24 - 21:00

We realise that many of our customers depend on our services for their own businesses and that all of our customers expect and deserve a reliable and robust service from us. We sincerely regret that we were unable to prevent this issue and that some services were unavailable. Please be assured that we will thoroughly investigate the reasons behind this service interruption to ensure that the likelihood of similar problems in the future is minimised.

I find it hard to believe that a company the size of Fasthosts could have an outage of this nature… and in the e-mail they sent out was typically non committal in case any of their customers had the audacity to expect some form of compensation. Of course I know trying that one would be like trying to get blood out of a stone. I further know that the only way to guarantee uptime is to sign up with a more expensive host offering a 99.9% uptime guarantee.

But 4 Hours? Come on Fasthosts, its 2007 not 1999.

My day was saved because my strongest performing sites with the biggest PPC spend on them are with Clook, but all my profit margins were totally humped. Its not the end of the world, but I think I lost a good chunk of revenue yesterday (I’m thinking maybe 30% of turnover) and I’d be interested to know how much affiliate commission went down the pan over all the sites affected. So Fasthosts, on behalf of all the other affiliates I’d just like to say….

“Thanks for pissing all of our valuable traffic up against the wall!”