Thanks to Richard at Lovehoney who has re-sent me a wee surprise package after he read my reply to a post by David Fiske a while back. He got the wrong address first time round after taking details from a domain of mine… so it wasn’t the surprise it would have been!
Well, I say it wasn’t a surprise. It just wasn’t me who actually got surprised. I got Lovehoney to send my wee surprise to my mother’s house in order that I could open it as soon as I got home. Knowing my mother can never resist opening a package not addressed to her I didn’t bother telling her to expect a present of a somewhat naughty nature. “What the hell.” I thought. “It’ll be a laugh to send my mother a shock in the post.”
So this is what Richard sent me….
True to form, my dear old mammy opened up a package the other day and was confronted with a beautifully presented “Jessica Rabbit” vibrator just to show that Lovehoney aren’t scared to send out saucy gifts unsolicited to their female affiliates.
After giving her a few days to stew I e-mailed her about it, and she admitted she’d opened it and then hastily tried to re-package good old Jessica Rabbit so I wouldn’t know she’d been nosey parkering in my packages again. She was so relieved when I sent her a mail about it. Poor old stick really didn’t know what I was planning to do with my spare time when I got back from this trip, lol.
For those of you who don’t know, the Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is a bit of an all time best seller for lovers of naughty toys (now don’t be saying you never get any niche tips from Kirsty’s blog, huh?). Beats David’s 100 condoms hands down in my opinion.
Available at Lovehoney for just £19.99, it’s a real bestseller.
If you want to make a bit of commission from Jessica Rabbit or any of the other extensive range of naughty toys available at Love Honey, you can join their programme via Affiliate Future, or join their In House Effort. Commissions begin at 16% and rise to 21% based on performance.
Richard’s very keen to attract in new affiliates and is a terribly friendly (and possibly cheeky) chappie to boot. Give it a go, you won’t regret it!
August 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
LOL!
I certainly think the LoveHoney programme is one of the best around.
Not sure this beats my 100 condoms though!
August 27th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
It’s good to know you a little better everyday Kirsty!
LOL
It kind of looks like a bubble gum dispenser though
August 27th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
What can I say guys? If LoveHoney have the balls to send it, I’m going to post about it.
My mother may never recover
August 28th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Balls, you say? Now you’re asking for trouble!
August 29th, 2007 at 4:51 am
So do you ever get to eat the candy (gum?) or is it just a bit of forbidden fruit to whet one’s appetite?
Who would have thought that pleasure devices would sell so well! There must be lots of lonely and unfulfilled ladies out there.
I’m loving your Fiji pictures. Ahh, maybe someday…
August 30th, 2007 at 5:39 am
Rich - Oh, lol… you are incorrigible. You’re definately the man to sell the naughty devices to the internet masses.
Tim - No, you don’t get to eat the gum I’m afraid. I rather think those little beauties are designed to create delicious sensations in an entirely different part of the body