Aloha Folks!

Well, I’m so knackered from all the sightseeing we have been doing in Hawaii I’ve barely had time to worry about getting this Google slap sorted out when we get home. It’s hard to think straight when you’re travelling long term, which is one of the reasons I really am looking forward to getting back home and really immersing myself in the world of affiliate marketing again.

I wasn’t exaggerating at all when I said I eat, sleep, and breathe affiliate marketing. So despite having had the most unbelievably amazing trip I’m starting to feel a little starved of my affiliate marketing fix. Now, that’s how you KNOW you’ve a job you love… you can’t wait to get back to it!

However, let’s not put the internet cart before the horse here… I’m still travelling away furiously and Duncan and I are cramming in so much to our visit to Hawaii that we’re constantly knackered!

We spent 5 glorious days on O’ahu… Waikiki was a big, big culture shock after quiet and laid back Fiji… oh, but the prices on clothes the Americans get… I could barely control myself. I did the British thing and made a big tit of myself in Macy’s saying to Duncan in a loud and disbelieving voice, “LOOK! DNKY jeans! They’re only $79.99!!!! Is this price right?”. I then walk about 3 feet, “F*ck! Look at these Levis! They’re $28.99. That’s nearly free! Should we buy another bag??” Oh, how the shop assistants loved me, lol.

Here’s a picture of me taking my leisure on Waikiki… I felt dead, dead cosmopolitan. Except when I got out of the water and compared myself to my size 0 bikini clad fellow beachgoers.

We’re now in Volcano on Big Island… Duncan and I are both volcano freaks so visiting the Volcanoes National Park has been an absolute thrill for us. Our only disappointment is that alas there are currently no lava flows within hiking distance

Here’s me making the best of it by kicking about down a big hole in an old lava flow. To really have an authentic idea of what it was like there you should now dash off and get a vial of sulphur dioxide. Got it? Right. Now uncork and inhale deeply. Nips, don’t it?

It’s at times like these I realise how lucky I am to be a travelling affiliate!!