Well, after much moaning from me recently about a decided lack of festive love from merchants, Figleaves have decided to show me just how much they really do love me by sending me some free undies. Now don’t worry, I didn’t get any pervy e-mails from their affiliate manager, Simon Goldsmith asking me for my bra and underpant sizes… they sent me a £50 gift voucher in a beautiful wee gift box.

Mind you, Simon had popped in a bit of a note saying “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year To My Subtlest Affiliate”. I’m not sure why he’s chosen these words, but there is a small chance it was the public forum posts I made directed specifically at getting some free swimwear from Figleaves. The many e-mails I sent in a similar spirit may also have led him to conclude that subtlety is not one of my many virtues (can’t think why )

So thanks to Figleaves, I’ve some excellent hours ahead of me to spend browsing for swimwear for the next leg of our Neverending World Trip.

I quite like the creation below from Caprice’s lingerie range, but I must say I’m only buying it if Simon guarantees that my boobs and stomach will look exactly like the ones below. I wouldn’t mind them thighs either!

Figleaves / Simon Blatant Promotional Bit
Figleaves is on Tradedoubler and Linkshare and offers up to 11% commission on hundreds of lingerie lines. They’re extremely good at offering affiliates bespoke discount codes and similar and I can thoroughly recommend the programme as it converts very nicely and has a good average order value. A must for anyone considering what to promote this Valentines Day! You can find out more about it by contacting Simon . Goldsmith @ figleaves . com and telling him Kirsty sent you.

On an entirely different promotional note Simon is also single I believe, and will be accepting applications from beautiful affiliate ladies who’d like to date a rather good looking dynamic chap with access to loads of free underwear. Having enjoyed a nice drinking session with Simon at the Expo I can confirm he was awarded a 10/10 on the affiliate batchelor scale!

I very nearly posted a picture on here from his Facebook profile, but decided against it in case he barred me from future Figleaves freebies. Always look after those who look after you, that’s my motto!

Thanks for all the help this year Simon

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