Much excitement here at Affiliate Stuff HQ. I’ve uncovered the original version of Isaac Newton’s three laws of motion. Must understand stuff for physicists and science types everywhere, but did you know he originally wrote them about affiliate marketing??
“This’ll be a smash hit” Issac said, and was all up for releasing it to the scientific community until his mate John Locke pointed out ” affiliate marketing hasn’t been invented yet Issac, you’ll probably get burned at the stake for being a nut job. You were only just lucky the last time after that business with the apple!”
“Bugger!” Issac proclaimed. “I was really on a roll there. Ah, to hell with it. I’ll make it about motion and change a few of the words around. Nobody’ll notice”
So here’s the original script, recently found by your roving affiliate investigator stuffed down the back of a venerable sofa in the British Library…
Newtons First Law Of Affiliate Marketing
An affiliate at rest will remain at rest unless they act upon a motivational notion.
An affiliate in motion will stay in motion with the same speed and with direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
Or…
Affiliates have a natural tendency to keep on doing what they are doing. If you’re sitting thinking about getting started in affiliate marketing, or have a great new idea that you just keep failing to act upon, you’re likely to keep doing that unless you give yourself a bit of a kick up the jacksie. However, once you get moving on it… you’ll be hard to stop!
Newtons Second Law Of Affiliate Marketing
Acceleration of wealth is produced when an affiliate acts on an idea. The greater the idea, the greater the amount of ingenuity needed to increase the acceleration of wealth.
Or…
Well, we all know that in the “real” world, the more brute force you chuck at something – the quicker you can make it go. However, affiliate marketing is a more subtle beast and is powered by smart thinking and downright ingenuity. The bigger your idea for success, the more clever you’ll have to be to get it building momentum. Affiliate marketing is fueled by a combustible mixture of ideas combined with clever execution.
Newtons Third Law of Affiliate Marketing
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Or…
You know what a rocket does when it takes off, right?? It piles an enormous amount of power out of its rear end and the ground pushes back with an equal force sending it soaring in a skywards direction.
Well, the ground is your idea and the rocket is the effort you put in. The trajectory you achieve? That’s all down to what you packed the rocket with, innit?